You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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