my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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