Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize