Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
