yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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