found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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