thus making me awesome and them whores
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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