You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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