have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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