when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
me + whiskey = a bad person
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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