Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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