whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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