Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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