How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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