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you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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