so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
