How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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