dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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