you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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