tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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