I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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