Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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