i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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