Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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