PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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