this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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