whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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