just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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