Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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