he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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