playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
where does the pee come out of this thing
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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