While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
