im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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