I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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