That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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