I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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