is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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