I cannot find my penis.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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