its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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