so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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