you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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