I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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