You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I touched a dick in church today
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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