im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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