You can't motorboat a personality
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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