they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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