By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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