is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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