Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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