This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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