she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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