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I'm in love with you.

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huh?

(860): View more from Connecticut

Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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(510): View more from California

turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks

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(256): View more from Alabama

He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me

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(631): View more from New York

being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke

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(281): View more from Texas

seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap

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(416): View more from Toronto

If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?

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