The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It was confusing and full of hummus
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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